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Huge Spider! What should I do?!
THERES A FREAKING HUGE SPIDER HANGING ON THE WINDOW IN FRONT OF ME! Its about half the size of my hand. Its on the side of the window facing me. What should I do?
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If it's on the window you can't squish it. You could get a couple of bottles of hairspray and paralyze it (this is how my old science teacher used to preserve bugs).
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*screams* OMG! Flamethrower! Wheres my flamethrower!
(on topic) As long as it stays outside it shouldn't be a problem...but if that thing gets inside...use your shoe Last edited by anatil : 09-06-2008 at 05:20 PM. |
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I am an arachnophobic, and if a spider that big was inside the house I would need a new window. That is, AFTER I literally (very literally) Shot the spider.
Only my dad has access to the gun safe, so I would be forced to use a .22. But I would probably go overboard if the safe were open.
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I too am deathly afraid of spiders. I wouldn't be able to be in that room anymore.
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If you can open the window somewhere around there, do so. Then get an index card, piece of cardboard, or a pen and give the little guy a few nudges in the right direction.
Or let the spider bite you - I hear they give people superpowers, but only if you don't seek medical care. If the area around the bite swells up and you start feeling faint that's a very good sign! |
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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If someone is dumb enough to actually take the wizards advice, a law suit might happen. . . and yet if he is dumb enough to let the spider bite him, then he should be counter sued for stupidity.
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*nods* agreed
ps. arilou...you should know better than to give that kind of advise to naive ...they might actually do it, since superpowers are so very tempting...so very very tempting |
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How do you think I got all my wyvern knowledge?
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Well all this advice is better than my friend's advice on using fireball/blizzard on it.
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If you want super powers, just butter your toast on the wrong side and eat it backwards under a newmoon.
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This works, I fly now.
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Dude. Go for it. I did that a few years ago. I got my own cartoon show and 3 movies made after me.
Awesomeness
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