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Old 09-06-2008, 04:22 PM
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Unhappy Huge Spider! What should I do?!

THERES A FREAKING HUGE SPIDER HANGING ON THE WINDOW IN FRONT OF ME! Its about half the size of my hand. Its on the side of the window facing me. What should I do?
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Old 09-06-2008, 04:28 PM
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If it's on the window you can't squish it. You could get a couple of bottles of hairspray and paralyze it (this is how my old science teacher used to preserve bugs).
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Old 09-06-2008, 05:18 PM
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*screams* OMG! Flamethrower! Wheres my flamethrower!


(on topic) As long as it stays outside it shouldn't be a problem...but if that thing gets inside...use your shoe
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I am an arachnophobic, and if a spider that big was inside the house I would need a new window. That is, AFTER I literally (very literally) Shot the spider.

Only my dad has access to the gun safe, so I would be forced to use a .22. But I would probably go overboard if the safe were open.
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I too am deathly afraid of spiders. I wouldn't be able to be in that room anymore.
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:32 PM
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If you can open the window somewhere around there, do so. Then get an index card, piece of cardboard, or a pen and give the little guy a few nudges in the right direction.

Or let the spider bite you - I hear they give people superpowers, but only if you don't seek medical care. If the area around the bite swells up and you start feeling faint that's a very good sign!
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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If someone is dumb enough to actually take the wizards advice, a law suit might happen. . . and yet if he is dumb enough to let the spider bite him, then he should be counter sued for stupidity.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
*nods* agreed


ps. arilou...you should know better than to give that kind of advise to naive ...they might actually do it, since superpowers are so very tempting...so very very tempting
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Or let the spider bite you - I hear they give people superpowers, but only if you don't seek medical care. If the area around the bite swells up and you start feeling faint that's a very good sign!
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Well all this advice is better than my friend's advice on using fireball/blizzard on it.
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If someone is dumb enough to actually take the wizards advice, a law suit might happen. . . and yet if he is dumb enough to let the spider bite him, then he should be counter sued for stupidity.
If you want super powers, just butter your toast on the wrong side and eat it backwards under a newmoon.
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If you want super powers, just butter your toast on the wrong side and eat it backwards under a newmoon.
This works, I fly now.
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Dude. Go for it. I did that a few years ago. I got my own cartoon show and 3 movies made after me.


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