Happy Birthday Klodin

[Klodin]

Today, an 03 player called Klodin, human-race, mage-guild, hero-class, fire/water-spec, turned 18 years of age. Please don't plan any surprises that are too nasty.

P.s. Binyamin has a joke and prank item store in Oxbow.

[randorxeous]

Who's Cloden?

[Salkand]

Happy Birthday, I thought you were older, much older as a matter of fact. Oh well, congratulations on making 18 years of age.

[Arilou]

*puts head down* May you perish in the eternal fires of the abyss so that you can be reborn to die one painful death after another for all of eternity. *waves a hand around your forehead* Also, may your screams of absolute and total horror bring great joy to the demons waiting to feast on your feeble form in-between burnings. *brings head back up* I offer this cursed blessing as an honored gift. No need to thank me.

[Klodin]

Yay, Arilou blessed me!

I am accepting your curse in the same way I'd accept someone saying "Break a leg" in a good way.

[Warcow]

Happy Birthday, Klodin!
Congratulations, depending on your country of residence, you can probably now wear pants legally, enjoy!

[Arilou]

Originally Posted by Klodin

Yay, Arilou blessed me!

I am accepting your curse in the same way I'd accept someone saying "Break a leg" in a good way.

In that case may your leg be amputated with no sedatives at hand. I mean this in only the best of ways...for myself, of course, as your endless screams shall be just the thing I need to lull me to sleep.

[Klodin]

Gee Thanks.

Rofl.

[Arisu]

I bless you Klodin, with a year of free rocks and torches. May you find them numerous.

[Klodin]

Torches are 20 gold? So I sell them for 11 each?

so... if a torch lasts 10 minutes,

11*6*24*356 gold... >.>

[Binyamin]

May your ships finally come in.

A whole fleet of them!

And may each contain enough Incan treasure to make Cortez weak in the knees.

And may the ships themselves be made of the finest mahogany with silk for sails.

And may the water they sail in be the finest wine.

And may you find a buyer who gives you 500% of the value of it all.

And may it not even cover .05% of your Doctor's bill for the horrific pains you are having.

[Logwad]

Happy birthday!

And remember, it's all downhill from here!

[Klodin]

Originally Posted by Binyamin

May your ships finally come in.

A whole fleet of them!

And may each contain enough Incan treasure to make Cortez weak in the knees.

And may the ships themselves be made of the finest mahogany with silk for sails.

And may the water they sail in be the finest wine.

And may you find a buyer who gives you 500% of the value of it all.

And may it not even cover .05% of your Doctor's bill for the horrific pains you are having.

Can I exchange that for a platinum throne and just live with the pain?

[Dexterity]

Originally Posted by Binyamin

May your ships finally come in.

A whole fleet of them!

And may each contain enough Incan treasure to make Cortez weak in the knees.
you are having.

actually it was pizzaro