Cry HAVOK and let loose...

[Binyamin]

In a corner of the realm of Wyvern, a shadow began to tremble. Slowly it began to move, dust from the ages falling off of it in flaking sheets. A heartbeat began a slow, deep, rhythmic “thrub-dub . . . thrub-dub,” as the shadow began to move towards the sunlight of the realm.

"Oh bollux!” it muttered in disgust. “How long have I slept?” Arms began to wave about as hands beat the dirt, cobwebs and dust off of the golden robes. Binyamin stepped out into the bright Wyvern sunlight, blinking myopically. “Huh. It seems the world has begun to move again.” He smiled and rubbed his hands briskly together causing a minor dust storm.

"Excellent! Excellent! So much to do! So much to see! So many to kill! A storybook world to finish . . . new planets to populate . . . starships to launch . . . a space station of robots to bootstrap—oh! And new monsters to bring to life to end the miserable life of those nasty adventurers.” He gave a little shudder. “Such horrid little blemish-covered, bed-wetting, snot-nosed beasts.”

He waved a hand in the air and a massive tome materialized. Flipping his hands in a page turning motion, the pages began to slowly cascade from one side to the other as he read up on the spells of death and destruction that had passed from entity to entity over the aeons. “Where to start?” he pondered. “Pain. We shall start with pain. Pain is good. It will keep them on edge.” He smiled happily to himself as he once more turned to the task of killing the silly little nuisances known on Wyvern as Players.

[Tanm]

"Cry Havoc! and let slip the dogs of war."
-- from Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare

Good to see you :]

[Binyamin]

"Good to see you, too, snack. Alas I was not quoting that Shakespeare blighter. I was actually quoting Wyvern history. 'Cry HAVOK and let loose the Wizards of Chaos!'"

[Tanm]

Nuts. Well I have made quite the fool of myself :O

[Salkand]

Binyamin is going to start with pain...what could that mean?

0_0 OMG! Biny is going to do something horrible!
Something terrible!
Something that is truly unthinable!
Something so cruel it makes the Salkand Bomb look like a toy!

Binyamin is going to say hello to me. ^_^

[Binyamin]

<<Glancing about>>

"I heard a noise."

<<Turns to Tanm>>

"Did you float an air biscuit?"

[Frostbash]

Wow bin, I never thought a wizard would go around making threads like this. Ahem, by the way....whatever happened to that autograph? I am asking with a please!! I got kharperns and I have tried teshuvah's and arilou's and rhialto's but no luck. I am DYING to get all the wizard's autographs! I say this again. Please can I?