Things to do with ears

[Logwad]

Ever feel intimidated when people with crazy amounts of things on their ear are around you?

Well what if you took a baby hermit crab out of it's shell, and put it in your ear?

You'd have an awesome little ear pet that you could show off to friends, family, and job interviewers.

And the next time you feel like less of a human when someone with massive studs comes around, just bust out the face-rockin Ear Crab action.



What do you guys do with your ears?

[themadhobo]

Bahahahaha thats awesome! I sure hope you get an ear crab. With my large ears, I personally prefer the ear cobra. Those guys with a thousand piercings wont want to mess with you when that sucker starts spittin venom in their eyes!

[Arisu]

I was watching the Untold Stories of the ER and there was- i guess an untold story about a girl who got a june bug stuck in her inner ear. If anyone knows how big june bugs are, you know you dont want one in your ear. They pulled him out with skewer-looking things. So I would advise against putting any small animal in/around that area unless you wanna be on TLC.

If you must have an animal on your ear.. i'd say try gerbils. Cause once I had an experience with satan's gerbils. They bit my finger and didn't let go which makes me believe you could keep them on your ear all day without much of a problem.

[Tanm]

Well, you could get some of those things you put in your ear piercing to expand them (I'm sure they have a real name, but I don't know it) until you get to one of the bigger sizes, then take a june bug with it's leg tied to a string like my grandparents say they used to do in the old days when they were too poor for toys, and then tie the other end of the string to your ear holes, and have the sweetest earrings ever, because they would fly about crazily. And sometimes land on people you were sitting next to.

[Linda]

I think the ear-hole-extenders are called gauges.

[Logwad]

That's the beauty of hermit crabs, once they get a little too snug, the go find something bigger.

[Arisu]

I used to watch my neighbor's hermit crab in high hopes that some day I would see it naked. Never happened.

[Arilou]

Things to do with ears

- Make necklaces out of them.

[themadhobo]

You could also deep fry them and sprinkle on a little icing sugar!