You know you play too much Wyvern when...

[Penny]

Yeah, it's one of these stupid, over-done threads. I was surprised there wasn't already one here. I looked, but I didn't see one, and if this is a repeat then oops, sorry.
These threads are fun though, although annoying and overdone (there is one, for like, every game and thing in life evar).
So basically you just finish the sentence 'you know you play to much wyvern when...' (It's not hard, trust me).

Here are a few that popped into my head while I was microwaving noodles and watching TV:
You know you play too much Wyvern when you're in math class and the answer to an equation is 299 and you think you're missing a platinum bolt.
You know you play too much Wyvern when you're watching a TV show where sombody is dying and you wonder why they don't just hit their quit alias.
You know you play too much Wyvern when you wonder if fire fighters use rings or scrolls for fire resistance, or maybe just train a lot of fire magic and cast their own resist.
You know you play too much Wyvern when your history teacher asks what a Ziggurat is and you say it's a place with a punch of pirates.

YOUR TURN, lolzolz.

[Iro]

You know you play too much Wyvern when someone calls your name and you say "Say what?"

I've done this. I've actually said "say" as if I were typing the command. >.>

[Jessikha]

You know you play too much wyvern when you see monopods out of simple household objects.

That's a true one as well, I actually didn't play for two weeks because of that. I figured a break was in order, and it did fix my problem there

[Unknown]

You know you play too much Wyvern when you have learned english from it.
You know you play too much Wyvern when you have quited "FOR REAL THIS TIME" at least 2 times.

[Jacksparow]

You know you've played too much wyvern when you start typing R before conversations in MSN.

[Salkand]

You know you play too much wyvern when you actually threaten to cast death ray on someone. . .

[thepixie]

Originally Posted by Unknown

You know you play too much Wyvern when you have learned english from it.
You know you play too much Wyvern when you have quited "FOR REAL THIS TIME" at least 2 times.

lol definitely..
You know you play too much Wyvern when you walk down the street and see yourself from a bird's eye view walking on blocks.

[Penny]

Originally Posted by Jessikha

You know you play too much wyvern when you see monopods out of simple household objects.

That's a true one as well, I actually didn't play for two weeks because of that. I figured a break was in order, and it did fix my problem there

Lol, I think that's happened to me too... although I can't remember, my memory is shockingly terrible.
I've typed reply and stuff while talking to people in MSN too, lol, I think we all do that.
And saying 'say' irl would be funny, lol, although nobody else would understand why (unless your irl friends play wyvern).

You know you play too much Wyvern when someone asks you your age and you say '31 days 2 hours 44 and 1 second'.

[Salkand]

You know you play too much wyvern when you tell your politics teacher that the wizards will get made if he discusses politics.

[themadhobo]

You know you play too much Wyvern when you tear your jeans and look for an anvil to repair them.

[Beckhan]

Originally Posted by thepixie

lol definitely..
You know you play too much Wyvern when you walk down the street and see yourself from a bird's eye view walking on blocks.

Lol.. after being all for almost the ENTIRE feast day I swear everytime I closed my eyes thats how I percieved reality..

You know you play too much wyvern when you close your eyes and your brain is still playing.

[Binyamin]

I don't know what y'all are prattling on about . . . This is reality. All that mundane guff is just a bad nightmare brought on by a bit of badly digested halfling.

You know you've been playing Wyvern too long when you start referring to your watch as a shiny Zif-O-Meter.

[Crier]

You know you have been playing Wyvern too much, if when you look out at a field your only thought is "look at all those clovers."

[Mintaka]

When you try to use your Wyvern alias keys in other games, and get mad at a door that won't open when you apply it-- because you're supposed to use spacebar.

[Xae]

You know you play too much wyvern when you spend math class making a skill set for when you turn level 25 on that **** new mage your gonna make.
You know you play too much wyvern when you sit in church thinking about how your gonna *** gore solo one day.
You know you play too much wyvern when you know all the answers to the 'gems' category on that one show of jepordy.(seriously you'd be amazed how many different kinds of gems you can identify by color)
You know you play too much wyvern when you see a fat cat and you think of binyamin

[randorxeous]

You know you play too much wyvern when your family who doesn't play knows what xipes, shogs and monos are.

[Voarin]

You know you play too much wyvern when you type "shout" before talking in other online games.

You know you play too much wyvern when you have reached the hall of fame.

You know you play too much wyvern when you made a bookmark for wyvern on your internet browser.

[Suzumebachi]

Originally Posted by Beckhan

You know you play too much wyvern when you close your eyes and your brain is still playing.

Oh, I once had a dream where i kept dieing in the beehive north of NV.... oh wait- that's reality -.-

You know you play too much wyvern when you ask if someone's "alts" are "online" when you call them and someone else picks up the phone.

[Axorz]

I AGREE WITH BLACKBEARD!!! Omg, I alwayz type r b4 a convorsation in MSN >.< so weird lol.

[Zevran]

You know you play too much wyvern when you type save when you start lagging.