Things you can't believe someone said on Wyvern....

[Bitsey]

salkand shouts: 0_0 I don't know how to respond to that. . .

....and again, later that same night..

salkand [ooc] shouts: wow, speechless again.

[Teshuvah]

Originally Posted by Crier

varan [help] shouts: Do your skills affect potions? Like - spirit magic with a mana shield potion?

--Varan the Halfling Hall of Famer (level 27) (Lionheart)

I felt this deserved to be posted.

varan [auction] shouts: Me will buy resist scrolls
varan [ooc] shouts: I didn't realize there was a caveman filter

You [ooc] bubble: that a level 27 doesnt know this stuff is downright ridiculous.

Hes IN the caveguild...

[Mustard]

he wasn't always a caveman, but at lvl 27...

[Arilou]

Rhana at her "best:"

vigilance shouts: you didnt see anything... *hands rhana a 20*
rhana roars: What's a 20?
vigilance shouts: you know darn tooting whats a 20!
rhana roars: No, I don't know what a 20 is.

arsael roars: I don't get enough allowance to pay for Wyvern

[Teshuvah]

Originally Posted by Razen

arsael roars: I don't get enough allowance to pay for Wyvern

apparently we need another section called " Things you cant believe someone posted in the "things I can't believe someone said on Wyvern" section".....

inkyrius shouts: I tried registering for the forums but the numbers and letters were too hard.

marbles shouts: strength, is that a skill?

[Teshuvah]

Originally Posted by Razen

marbles shouts: strength, is that a skill?

New players asking questions like that, strength is not a skill in most games, it is a race stat, is not something we think is unbelievable.

skeeve shouts: What's this button do?
You shout: Press it and find out.
skeeve shouts: Okay!
Town Crier shouts: Hear ye! Hear ye! The criminal Skeeve has been arrested for Assault!

[Trayr]

ayend shouts: Haunts are mean >.>
obscure shouts: haunts aren't mean, they just like to play (kill you) with you.
You shout: Iway inkthay atthay oes*** underway ethay eanmay ategorycay obscureway
You [ooc] shout: I think that goes under the mean category obscure*
teshuvah [ooc] bubbles: killing is mean?
You [ooc] shout: *nods*
teshuvah [ooc] bubbles: you guys do it all the time

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alamo shouts: I bet if AV could talk it would sound like Samuel Jackson

[Teshuvah]

achieron shouts: If only there were a way to keep yourself evil without having to worry about what you're killing...

[Trayr]

koehonto shouts: it cost around 10 million african currancies to buy a candy bar.

You [ooc] shout: You know it is time to put on your earmuffs when the last 4 shouts belong to salkand
zzyzx [ooc] shouts: we love hearin him talk tho
salkand [ooc] shouts: Hay, listening to me talk is the closest thing you guys get to an education.

crier [ooc] shouts: I am such a faliure at Wyvern >.>
Crier the Frost Giant Hall of Famer (level 29) (Lionheart)
Wyvern player since 01/22/2005

[Crier]

See the worst part of that is I misspelled failure, otherwise, I don't see what is so unbelievable about it honestly.

[bloogah]

I didn't even catch that.

[Salkand]

atari shouts: whos training in the ziggarout!!!???

teshuvah bubbles: no one at the moment but you atari.

atari shouts: then how did those crocs and pirates die?

teshuvah bubbles: someone who was there before and isnt there anymore apparently

atari shouts: i see, i must hunt them down and get my extremely minniscule ammount of xp back

teshuvah bubbles: Yes you should do that.

gilthera roars: oh, sorry. That was me. Have fun getting the little bit of xp back.

atari shouts: blast!!! meet me in the pk guild

gilthera roars: nah, I'm good.

You [ooc] shout: a lv 13 picking on a lv 9 for something as silly as xp?

atari shouts: would you like me to pick on you?

You [ooc] shout: Go ahead, meet me in BRMA and we shall see who picks on who.

atari shouts: too bad


And he never did show up to fight. Honor seems to be dead among the lower levels.

[Jacksparow]

deathwish says: I like lifting up peoples cloaks and seeing what color their chainmail is.

[Trayr]

ruffassasin shouts: beyaaaa!
ruffassasin shouts: i pooted

myke***ie says: I haven't talked to my only friend in two years. I wonder if we're still friends.

You [ooc] shout: That LQ with those elite drow archrers kill me
llewyn [ooc] shouts: Elite drow archers? Bring it
You [ooc] shout: You wont say that when you die before the map loads llewyn...
llewyn [ooc] shouts: I've never faced them, so my ignorance gives me confidence

[Halloween]

I think I have two quotes on this page so far, woohoo!

Edit: Meh, I thought my ISP quote was in here

[Arilou]

[After mentioning catacombs as a high level area and making no mention of a random dungeon whatsoever]

bitsie shouts: yeah. sorry...I misread catacombs as an rd....

[Trayr]

I misread it as Crevice. . . .

You shout: Quick, everyone tell me their favorite loot spots!
mykenigma shouts: I rob banks
mykenigma shouts: and my mom's purse

nagaking shouts: SSSuper powerfull water magic!
nagaking [ooc] shouts: I got a spy inside the mages guild.
Mykenigma mage-tells: who's the traitor <.<
then [ooc] shouts: >.>
You mage-tell: The first one to ask is always the traitor
Mykenigma mage-tells: the first one to accuse is always the traitor!
Then mage-tells: *nodv*
Mykenigma mage-tells: found him <_<
nagaking [ooc] shouts: Run myke Run they found you out!