Things you can't believe someone said on Wyvern....

[anatil]

Originally Posted by Binyamin

The point, chowderhead, is to put up things OTHER people said that you can't believe. Not use it to repeat your own inane drivel.

Classic wyvern moment...player criticizes something and the wizards point out a vital flaw in the midst of the player's whining...and the result is everyone having a hardy laugh. I love these moments

[Crier]

atem shouts: does anyone know where i can find monster worth my time?
pixelwhip shouts from prison: umm, a demon lords mouth is a nice place to start
atem shouts: wheres that


-.-

[Binyamin]

crier shouts: Meh I suck

[Crier]

I was playing Contra and it was on a computer in one of the labs here...and well I wasn't used to the keyboard and I did rather poorly -.-

[Binyamin]

Crier, Excuses can be filed in the nearest Arkwor.

On to my next victim:

vern [ooc] shouts: yes i have no common sense i gues

[Salkand]

How do you have trouble believing that?

[anatil]

Originally Posted by Salkand

How do you have trouble believing that?

I've been asking this for a while now. And chances are he does believe it and just wants to put some poor poor stupid creature, that muttered something stupid, in the spotlight and solidify the stupidity in this self-proclaimed hall of stupidity *hintatnewmap*

[Mykenubie]

avteen shouts: hey vesimas, are you a wizard?


Oh, silly new people.

[Salkand]

irlazy says: and can thee search for people on theetube?
blazerv growls: lol did godwinson say that?
irlazy says: theetube? cmon paladinfilter...

[rilian]

rempemaru roars: how do i increase my mana without leveling
electrowiz [help] shouts: get mana increasing items
shouter [help] shouts: thats jenious!

[Jacksparow]

Originally Posted by Crier

I was playing Contra and it was on a computer in one of the labs here...and well I wasn't used to the keyboard and I did rather poorly -.-

up up down down left right left right B A

[Hamel]

I must admit that I can believe that Fredd had said all this, but I thought it was funny. =)

irlazy says: miss thonkhs is a very nice stone giantess
Fredd nods.
fredd says: she still mad at me fer werking on the window of the cave guild shower stall
You say: They have showers?
gaecyn says: I didst not they had windows in the cavemens guild. >.>
fredd says: she was mad that me made it
Gaecyn laughs loudly.
gaecyn says: Thou crack me up fredd.
fredd says: it took me a week to dig the tunnel
Gaecyn shakes his head.
Gaecyn laughs loudly.
irlazy says: poor fredd i sympathize with yah hard work deserves rewards
gaecyn says: Thou think she would have appreciated it.
Gaecyn shakes his head.
You say: Yee a peeping tom Fredd.
fredd says: me jerst wanted to provide the gals venterlation
fredd says: ooh, the storys me could tell werking on the window
irlazy says: we understand fredd just doing a good deed but they just do not appreciate
Fredd sniffs.
irlazy says: lol
gaecyn says: I do not think i want to hear those storys. <.>
irlazy says: i do
(I slap Irlazy at this point and then gaecyn steals my spot behind the pillar)
Gaecyn sits down.
Gaecyn wiggles his bottom.
Irlazy pouts.
fredd says: 1 good thing, when Thonkhs threw the soad, it hit me assistant winder fixer Warrok
Gaecyn shrugs.
fredd says: soap
You say: Poor warrok.
gaecyn says: He was in on it too?

Eh, maybe it was only funny late at night. xD

[Binyamin]

kinran shouts: its not that i can't survive, im just too stupid to figure out where to go

[Beer]

Whippz mage-tells: besides, I'm not a 'mage'
You mage-tell: you are if youre in the mages guild

lol just got another one

You tell Toan: working hard to get money yourself isnt against the rules, so go and do it
Toan tells you: It is when you level and get loot from an Ogre House and an Elf House
You tell Toan: its never against the rules to work hard

cant believe some people think its against the rules to work hard....

lol im seeing too many here...

kissara [help] roars: The most important question is : Is there a book to unlearn something ?
griffyn [help] shouts: a spell or a skill?
kissara [help] roars: yes
You [help] shout: fail

[happyrabitz]

i'm calling shenanigans on that one

[Joca]

Originally Posted by happyrabitz

i'm calling shenanigans on that one

...New meme?

whippz shouts: i say we blame salkand
hontarly shouts: I second that.
hamel shouts: Aye.
hamel shouts: What're we blaming him fer?
hontarly shouts: anything >.>
whippz shouts: I don't remember, but its his fault

whippz shouts: Man...who puts the biggest air vent on a laptop on the bottom >..
whippz shouts: >.>
You [ooc] shout: toshiba
hamel shouts: Where else whould it be? On the top? :P
veldin shouts: on the side.
whippz [ooc] shouts: apparently hp does as will...the side is most logical
hamel shouts: Not a lot of room on that is there?
pael shouts: but better airflow on side
whippz shouts: Not much point of being a laptop if it'll overheat on your lap though, is there?
hamel shouts: Hm, they should put air vents on both sides. >.>
veldin shouts: or, no air vents at all
pael shouts: heat rises, why put vent on bottom
You [ooc] shout: make thw ehole thing an air vent
veldin shouts: why are we talking about air vents?
pael shouts: cause hamels mouth a hot air vent
whippz [ooc] shouts: *sarcasm* Try our new hp laptop! You'll get maybe an hour of quality time before it burns your leg as it melts in to a pile of twisted metal and plastic! Get yours today!*/sarcasm*

[Salkand]

I always know you people couldn't stop talking about me after I leave.

[Teshuvah]

Originally Posted by Razen

*I am in Alaria looking for a scroll of enchant weapon. I see a mirror and apply it. Below is the message I received*

You roar: You open your mouth and see a nice, big, green smile
teshuvah bubbles: see what?
teshuvah [ooc] bubbles: lol theur you should post that on the forum.

*at this point I look into the mirror again and then leave. After several shouts flubbi and teshuvah say*

flubbi shouts: but Teshuvah most mirrows say that to me too
teshuvah bubbles: lol flubbi

Wow now that was creative editing.
Me asking "see what?" was in response to a player saying above that "Did you see that Teshuvah?".. (he had messed up a quest or something).
Me saying "you should post that on the forum" was to Theur, so had just made a hilarious comment about the book lord of the flies and flying boulders

It's important you stay with the program and in context , lol What you posted made no sense.

[Valkon]

myke***ie shouts: Desu is something very cute desu.
myke***ie shouts: Whoops.
dhalia shouts: Smoothe
myke***ie shouts: Did I shout that?
vela shouts: Aye, you did.
myke***ie shouts: That was not meant for public ears.