A rip-off version of txt wyvern, *WARNING* FOR BORED PEOPLE ONLY!!

[anatil]

Originally Posted by Clubbz

Clubbz says: well if we are talking about wyvern then, nobody can smell anything, so the comment which you made about us being able to smell but not feel then that means we can't smell either.....it also means no race can feel or smell anything.......

Anatil says: course no one can smell, the all mighty wyvern server tells us what to smell

[Logwad]

Game Server says: Unfortunately, you all smell terrible.

[anatil]

Server Manager shouts: Your morally injured! If I hear you talking again, I'll pull your plug!

[Logwad]

Originally Posted by anatil

Server Manager shouts: Your morally injured! If I hear you talking again, I'll pull your plug!

Game Server: I would appreciate being put out of my misery. Do you realize how many of Salkand's conversations I had to log?

[anatil]

Server Manager shouts: Didn't I tell you to shut it? Do you want me to do to you what I did to salkand and his computer? *points to pit filled with large man/server-eating spiders and a pile of brutally violated bones and hardware pieces*

[Logwad]

Game Server: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

[quijote]

Wyvern is left in a vaccuum for a few seconds as a result of all the players simulatenously gasping for air. The music stops.

[anatil]

Warning! The server has been unplugged and had it's communications ability disabled!

Anatil shouts:

[crinox]

Crinox [ooc] shouts: ....how can i be hear w/o the server!?!?!?

[Salkand]

I wasn't even in here and your already making fun of me.

[anatil]

Anatil [ooc] shouts: crinox, the server is still there...it just can't speak to us anymore >_>

Anatil tells salkand: we always talk about you behind your back, its your destiny, accept it, embrace it, live with it...or don't :P

[tasone]

Tasone enters the room, and promptly disappears into an invisible hole.
You hear someone shouting for help.

[crinox]

crinox [ooc] shouts: LoL tasone got owned by protie hole bug lolollololol
You enter the portable hole.
crinox [ooc] shouts: .... guys .. im stuck too .... can a wizzie help? :0
crinox [ooc] shouts: w8 .. theres something down here ....
crinox [ooc] shouts: its ... an ... arkwor?
crinox [ooc] shouts: omg .... You died. You were killed by an arkwor. You are engulfed in a wave of burning acid. .... it stole all my items also ... and xp drained me ....
crinox [ooc] shouts: curses .. another wizard scheme ..... the portie hole bug isnt a bug at all!

[tasone]

You begin to climb out of the hole when you feel something grab your ankle. You are pulled back into the hole. You die. You were killed by <insert random monster name>.
tasone [ooc] shouts: What!? What killed me!?

[anatil]

*Anatil slowly pulls his head out of a super-portable hole, with all of crinox's items and xp, and with tasone's ankle* Hehe, I found Arilou's secret stash of bugged items of mass-murder

[tasone]

*hopping on one leg*
tasone says: Hey! Give me that ankle!
tasone falls on his face.

[anatil]

*Anatil growls and happily runs into the corner or the room, in order to continue gnawing on tasone's ankle*

[furybreed]

Furybreed [ooc] shouts: What the..

Furybreed [ooc] shouts: I just fell in a hole!

Furybreed [ooc] shouts: ...Im not afraid!! Ill find a way out eventually.

You hear a low growl, followed by the sound of ripping flesh from bone.

[anatil]

Anatil [ooc] shouts:

Anatil [ooc] shouts: I hear it too *chew chew chew*, I wounder where that sound is coming from...

Anatil [ooc] shouts: *looks at furybreed's ankles with a hungry expression*

[tasone]

*shifts into serpent form*
tasone says: I wonder if my ankle will grow back on my frog form later...